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After Endgame Steve probably likes calling the mjolnir across galaxies and towards himself just to mess with Thor. He has to keep his arm up for three days straight sometimes but it’s worth it.
Thor has stated multiple (27) times that he isn’t afraid to punch an old man.
Steve does it anyway.
Steve is a dick.
Thor: hey where’s mjolnir
Peter Q: flew out the window
Thor: flew-
Peter Q: yeah. Out the window. Left glass everywhere, Thor. You’re ruining my ship Thor- where are yoU TAKING US STOP THAT
Thor, barrelling through space: BROOKLYN
Thor: STEVE ROGERS YOU HAMMER STEALING CRUSTY BITCH WHERE’S MJOL-
Steve, arm raised for the past 42 hours: oh it hasn’t arrived yet :)
Thor:
Steve: :)
Thor: had it not been for the laws of this land
Steve: *sticks his arm out*
Thor: *sticks his arm out at the same time*
Mjolnir, stranded in space:
Thor: the price of friendship far outweighs my need for it
Thor: who the FUCK ate my poptarts
Rabbit, strawberry frosting on his face: you know the rules. No hammer over it = fair game
Thor: BUT I HAD KEPT TH-
Thor:
Thor:
Thor:
Thor:
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Peter Quill, 6 hours later: he’s just been staring out of the window for the past six hours with silent tears streaming down his face.
Thor:
Peter Quill: He’s broken.
Thor:
Peter Quill: I think it’s time to throw him away :)
Rabbit: Thor has taken to handcuffing his over-glorified sledgehammer to himself at all times, except for when he’s taking a bath. His plan seems to be working so far. Steve has been defeated.
**later**
Thor, coming out of the shower one day: that’s it. THAT’S IT. I GIVE UP. IT’S GONE AGAIN.
Thor: WHICH OF YOU JACKASSES TOLD STEVE I’M TAKING A BATH
Groot: I am Groot
Thor: no, you didn’t tell him, you’re too sweet for that.
Thor: Quail?
Peter: it’s Quill, and don’t look at me, look at Rocket!
Rocket: What? I didn’t tell him
Peter: that’s weird, how do you even know someone told Steve
Rocket: becaUSE STEVE’S LITERALLY ONLINE ON THE INTERCOM RIGHT NOW
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Steve, waving: hi guys! I miss you! Come over for lunch sometime :)
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Drax: suspicious
Rocket: NO IT’S NOT
Rocket: maybe it was Groot, Steve likes him an awful lot anyway
Groot: I AM GROOT
Peter: oh yeah? Then what were you doing by the intercom system just 82 minutes ago
Drax: he likes talking to the better Peter, everyone knows that
Peter: what the fuck do you mean “better”-
Rocket: alright, alright, let’s not fight. Just call it back, Thor
Peter: no, we have to get to the bottom of this.
Drax: you know, Thor’s been awfully quiet-
Thor: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I TELL HIM ABOUT MY OWN GODDAMN HAMMER
**much later**
Thor: nobody told Steve. I hid the hammer under my bed.
Thor: I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces laser guns in their hands.
Thor: Good. It was getting a little boring around here.
this is everything
but also;
Steve calls the hammer.
Thor has handcuffed himself to the hammer.
The hammer flies anyway.
Steve with a disbelieving yet ecstatic grin: Nice of you to visit.
Thor, covered in spacedust, ice and half an asteroid: …
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petition to remake all of the twilight movies where everything is the same except that bella is played by john mulaney who has not been given a script and just has to deal with these circumstances as they come.
john: (walks into the classroom)
edward:
john:
don’t u mean
I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED THIS
Omfg I’m dying
*Edward comes into Bella’s room that one night to creepily kiss her in order to test his self-control*
Edward: I just wanna try one thing. Be very still…don’t move.
John as Bella: *flops to the ground and kicks upward to fight off attacker according to the infinite wisdom of Detective JJ Bittenbinder*
Edward: Do you wanna hang out after class?
John as Bella: Nah, sister, you’re not getting me to no secondary location!
Edward: My family, we’re different from others of our kind. We only drink animal blood, but it’s your scent. It’s like a drug to me. It’s like you’re my own personal brand of heroine.
John:
Edward: You know what I am. Say it.
John:
the only version of twilight id ever willingly watch
still a better love story than the original twilight
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A Survey for an important school project!
So i’ve got a question, because we’re all gamers in this community, i would love if you guys wanna fill in this survey so we can make an analysis out of it!
It would really really help if you guys would reblog this so we can have a good and wide range of answers and opinions
Done! 😁
Also done! :D
Done :)
I’m not a great gamer but I wanna help haha XD
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Jack’s individual PAX East and West panels over the years!
Boy become man
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they’re not joking
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IMPOSTER 😤 @therealjacksepticeye @markiplier
The AI is getting better
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*slams board* L A U G H !
word has lost all meaning….
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my aesthetic is scary monster people living normal human lives
thats what im talkin about!!!!
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Let JJ say FUCK
Okay but imagine
Months/years of JJ being an ego, completelt silent on every single one of his appearances, has never ever spoken a word or even made a grunt of surprise or ANYTHING
And then one day he drops a cup of tea and everyone hears a loud “FUCK” and they just turn to stare at JJ like…. “??? I THOUGHT YOU WERE MUTE ???”
Just imagining the egos like…
YESYESYES
Alternatively: He IS mute and just slams on the table to get everyone’s attention and THEN violently signs {FUCK!} and they just–
Henrik being the mama hen he is is just equally slamming his hands down and violently signs back {NO!}
OH MY GOD
JJ: *slams table*
Henrik: “What’s that you’ve got there?”
JJ: “a FUCK!”
Henrik: “NO”
ASDFFHGNHGHJMFKYFG
And then chase is just sitting there like
THRFHGJKTUYFG LMAO
I love this
